Me: None of my clothes fit! I'm FAT!
Bustin: You're not fat, you're pregnant!
Me: I can't even get my fat jeans buttoned!
Bustin: You're not fat, you're pregnant!
Me: The only shirts that don't look obscene are my Shoreline "local crew" men's XL ones.
Bustin: You're not fat, you're pregnant!
Me: Even YOUR clothes aren't fitting anymore!
Bustin: You're not fat, you're pregnant!
Me: I'll just go to the store naked! Do you think anyone would notice?
Bustin: Wait what? No Kat, you can not go to the store naked! In your bathrobe with your slippers and curlers yes, but NOT naked!
Me: I don't own any curlers......NOW what am I suppose to wear?
Bustin: (hangs head down and shakes in defeat........it's going to be a long 5 more months!)
My friend turned my onto belly bands which you can use to cover unzipped jeans and it just looks like you have a tank top on. (eg. http://www.motherhood.com/maternity/belly-bands.asp)
ReplyDeleteBetween that, summer dresses and elastic, I avoided buying "maternity" clothes.