So we went to the first ultrasound......and there's definitely SOMEthing in there! We saw it! It's there!
Bustin asked if the baby had a spiky tail. The ultrasound tech started to give us a speech about not being able to really see the sex yet....like we couldn't use the dirty word "penis". So I asked if there were bony plates down it's back as well since our spawn SHOULD be part dino. The tech looked at us oddly and said no. The baby wouldn't stop jumping around, making it difficult to get the measurements the tech needed. Then the little one wouldn't move at all, blocking the view of it's spine. The tech asked me to "turn and cough". Bustin commented that that was probably the first time I'd ever been asked THAT. We were cracking up but the tech didn't even get the joke. Apparently coughing makes the baby move if it won't. Hyper AND stubborn, spiky tail or not this has GOT to be our child.
When the tech handed us our photos I said, "Look Honey, we're having a luchadore!" Again our tech didn't get our joke......she didn't even know what a luchadore is! LAME! You tell me, doesn't our spawn look like it's ready to wrestle a midget in a Mexican ring??? It'd have a fabulous metallic green mask with spines down the back and maybe some triceratops horns in the front and be called "el loco dinosaurio"!! I can see it now!

Is there anything cuter than a baby dino? I don't think so. I just have to see you and hug you and give you all sorts of assvice you don't need so I can feel needed and part of this miraculous process. I am beside myself with joy.
ReplyDeletetest, lol
ReplyDeleteEl Loco Dino! Oh yes!
ReplyDeletemodern techno who would have guessed, it is so exciting and wonderful and all of the above. I am looking forward to all of the up dates and pics. many warm fuzzies coming your way from the west coast desert.
ReplyDeletelove you both.